It's hard to be an artist. It's hard to be anything. It's hard to be.

The only good thing about fame that I've gotten is I've gotten out of a couple of speeding tickets. I've gotten into a restaurant when I didn't have a suit and tie on. That's really about it.

We're born alone. We do need each other. It's lonely to really effectively live your life, and anyone you can get help from or give help to; that's part of your obligation.

The money thing is, the sort of Elvis Presley thing of buying you mother car is great, that's very good. My mother has learned how to spend money.

I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think.

If Google doesn't know the answer, then it's not a question

I don't want to be that guy mumbling into his drink at a bar.