Well, the past is gone, I know that. The future isn't here yet, whatever it's going to be. So, all there is, is this. The present. That's it.

You work, you get paid, you drink.

The last thing I want is to be (in a film role) is obvious, direct and offensive.

We're Americans! Do you know what that means? It means our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world.

When you act obnoxious towards people, like on a movie set, they say "we're ready for you" and I say "oh, go to hell, my feet hurt and my head aches." You want to have a margarita for lunch, and people like these little ADs and production assistants are like, "well, he's drinking again."

Half of the people in this room are more dressed up than on any other day in the year, and the other half are more dressed down.

If you walk up to some random person on the street, grab them by the shoulder, and say 'Did you just see what I saw?!', you'll find that no-one wants to talk to you.