I'm just a potato that won't quit. I'm a potato with some legs. Some have eyes, I've got legs.

Those are my people, you know? The ones who are going to crash and burn.

Religion is the worst enemy of mankind. No single war in the history of humanity has killed as many people as religion has.

My favorite thing about New York is the people, because I think they’re misunderstood. I don’t think people realize how kind New York people are.

Disneyland. The world's biggest people trap, built by a mouse.

Friendship is so weird. You just pick a human you've met and you're like, 'Yep, I like this one,' and you just do stuff with them.

The last thing I want is to be (in a film role) is obvious, direct and offensive.