I'm just a potato that won't quit. I'm a potato with some legs. Some have eyes, I've got legs.

I count on the kindness of strangers.

I think there's only so many people that can take care of themselves, and can take care of other people. And the rest of the people … they're useful in terms of compost for the whole planet, you know.

Zombies dont mess with other zombies.

I will be in Orlando during the atheist convention to do my best to counter the assaults upon Christ of the atheists. I also plan on running a large newspaper ad in the Orlando Sentinel addressed to the atheists and warning the Orlando area of the atheists' vile plans for their children.

I'm not an ungenerous person; I don't resent it. It's just sort of a head-scratcher.

The secret is to have a sense of yourself, your real self, your unique self. And not just once in a while, or once a day, but all through the day, the week and life.