If you have someone that you think is The One, don't just sort of think in your ordinary mind, 'Okay, let's pick a date. Let's plan this and make a party and get married.' Take that person and travel around the world. Buy a plane ticket for the two of you to travel all around the world, and go to places that are hard to go to and hard to get out of. And if when you come back to JFK, when you land in JFK, and you're still in love with that person, get married at the airport.

I kinda like this Jay-Z thing, where he’s retired, but he keeps doing shows. I think I beat him to that. If you say you’re retired, people don’t bother you so much, and then if you want to do something, you can do it.

You don't have to have all this film stock, you can work faster, and you don't need a giant crew. It's great.

There aren't many downsides to being rich, other than paying taxes and having relatives asking for money. But being famous, that's a 24 hour job right there.

I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think.

The automatic things you do are basically those things that keep you from doing the better things you need to do.

Every moment that you share someone else's pain, feel what they feel, makes you more human.