I act like a jerk sometimes.
My back hurts. My legs ache. I'm only four!
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.
The only way we’ll ever know what it’s like to be you is if you work your best at being you as often as you can, and keep reminding yourself: That’s where home is.
Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.
The more relaxed you are, the better you are at everything: the better you are with your loved ones, the better you are with your enemies, the better you are at your job, the better you are with yourself.