I kinda like this Jay-Z thing, where he’s retired, but he keeps doing shows. I think I beat him to that. If you say you’re retired, people don’t bother you so much, and then if you want to do something, you can do it.

I really don't know what's going to come out of my mouth.

Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood.

Afghanistan is just one of those countries that no group can conquer. It's so challenging to live, and the people are so close among their own tribes, their own groups, that you can't rule them all, you can't get an accord from all of them.

Be available for life to happen.

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think.