I kinda like this Jay-Z thing, where he’s retired, but he keeps doing shows. I think I beat him to that. If you say you’re retired, people don’t bother you so much, and then if you want to do something, you can do it.

You're supposed to have one hand up and one hand down. As you're trying to going up, you're trying to pull someone up at the same time.

I've got kids and that's important. It's funny, you think that there's an expiration date on them and there just isn't.

There are a lot of actors that are more talented than me at Second City who quit it before they even got to a paying status. Weird luck. I had no other option.

I'm just a potato that won't quit. I'm a potato with some legs. Some have eyes, I've got legs.

I've never made any horrible, horrible movies. If you don't ruin your reputation, you can always get work.

I try to be available for life to happen to me. We're in this life, and if you're not available, the sort of ordinary time goes past and you didn’t live it. But if you're available, life gets huge. You're really living it.