I met a woman who photographed celebrity dogs for a book, and she told me that Ralph Lauren's dog is named Rugby. I said, Yeah, but his real name is Stickball.
Bill MurrayI'm just a potato that won't quit. I'm a potato with some legs. Some have eyes, I've got legs.
Bill MurrayI kinda like this Jay-Z thing, where heโs retired, but he keeps doing shows. I think I beat him to that. If you say youโre retired, people donโt bother you so much, and then if you want to do something, you can do it.
Bill MurrayYou know how funerals are not for the dead, theyโre for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, theyโre for the uncommitted.
Bill Murray[My brother] lived in a dry gulch where the world of socks and shoes became extremely fascinating, and he felt that everyone needs a good pair of socks, and why not limit his gift giving to something that everybody needs? He thought that there was something humorous about it. So he gives socks.
Bill Murray