I try to be available for life to happen to me. We're in this life, and if you're not available, the sort of ordinary time goes past and you didn’t live it. But if you're available, life gets huge. You're really living it.

I'm just an obnoxious guy who can make it appear charming, that's what they pay me to do.

People usually go through a bad period when they first get successful. You're new and you're hot and things go wrong.

Well, the past is gone, I know that. The future isn't here yet, whatever it's going to be. So, all there is, is this. The present. That's it.

Zombies dont mess with other zombies.

When you act obnoxious towards people, like on a movie set, they say "we're ready for you" and I say "oh, go to hell, my feet hurt and my head aches." You want to have a margarita for lunch, and people like these little ADs and production assistants are like, "well, he's drinking again."

Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!