I'm just an obnoxious guy who can make it appear charming, that's what they pay me to do.

Parties are only bad when a fight breaks out, when men fight over women or vice versa. Someone takes a fall, an ambulance comes, and the police arrive. If you can avoid those things, pretty much all behaviour is acceptable.

I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. When it's my birthday, and when it's not my birthday.

The Army needs leaders the way a foot needs a big toe.

The secret is to have a sense of yourself, your real self, your unique self. And not just once in a while, or once a day, but all through the day, the week and life.

People usually go through a bad period when they first get successful. You're new and you're hot and things go wrong.

I would jump into the middle of the street and say, "excuse me, there's a Mercedes that's got to get through here." And I would push people out of the way, "get out of the way! Let him through!" Smacking their cars and stuff. Just like, "whack" and you just jump into it.