I'm just an obnoxious guy who can make it appear charming, that's what they pay me to do.

Buddy Hackett [was] talking - this is Hackett, not me - about the Virgin Mary, a limerick sort of thing, and all these children and families ... the look of absolute horror. He's going on and on and on, and finally he stops. It's just total horror, and the camera's still rolling. You can hear it, sort of a grinding noise. And the director says, "Anything else, Bud?"

I'm just a potato that won't quit. I'm a potato with some legs. Some have eyes, I've got legs.

Now, for some of you it doesn't matter. You were born rich and you're going to stay rich. But here's my advice to the rest of you: Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.

Its Christmas Eve! Its the one night of the year when we all act a little nicer, we smile a little easier, we cheer a little more. For a couple of hours out of the whole year, we are the people that we always hoped we would be.

'Groundhog Day' was one of the greatest scripts ever written. It didn't even get nominated for an Academy Award.

The government can destroy wealth but it cannot create wealth, which is the product of labor and management working with creation.