I'm just an obnoxious guy who can make it appear charming, that's what they pay me to do.

I'm just a potato that won't quit. I'm a potato with some legs. Some have eyes, I've got legs.

Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it's usually something unusual.

I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. When it's my birthday, and when it's not my birthday.

If Google doesn't know the answer, then it's not a question

You have to be as light as you can be and not get weighed down and stuck in your emotion, stuck in your body, stuck in your head. You just want to always be trying to elevate somehow.

I've never made any horrible, horrible movies. If you don't ruin your reputation, you can always get work.