I'm just an obnoxious guy who can make it appear charming, that's what they pay me to do.

The last thing I want is to be (in a film role) is obvious, direct and offensive.

Zombies dont mess with other zombies.

The first year I had money, I really went shopping. I got really caught up in it. I bought all my brothers sets of luggage, and I bought 'em winter coats from Giorgio Armani - winter coats. And I got a pair of socks from this brother.

There are people who drove me crazy, but they got the job done. And when I see that person again, I nod my head. Respect.

The atheists traditionally hold their conventions from Good Friday to Easter Sunday during the hours Christ spent in the grave.

I would jump into the middle of the street and say, "excuse me, there's a Mercedes that's got to get through here." And I would push people out of the way, "get out of the way! Let him through!" Smacking their cars and stuff. Just like, "whack" and you just jump into it.