I have a brother who gives socks for Christmas. He gives socks. Every year, I get a pair of socks from him.

Now, the essence, the very spirit of Christmas is that we first make believe a thing is so, and lo, it presently turns out to be so. - Stephen Leacockof Christmas trees around the house, so it smells good.

I don't have to take this abuse from you -- I have hundreds of people waiting in line to abuse me!

You’ll never be good if you don’t know that you are.

I think midlife crisis is just a point where people's careers have reached some plateau and they have to reflect on their personal relationships.

I would jump into the middle of the street and say, "excuse me, there's a Mercedes that's got to get through here." And I would push people out of the way, "get out of the way! Let him through!" Smacking their cars and stuff. Just like, "whack" and you just jump into it.

Mrs. O'Hair died horribly, a victim of the world she helped to shape. Without the Deity she fought so hard against, there is no right and wrong, increasingly people are ruled by their passions and humanity is a tragedy waiting to happen.