Whenever I think of the high salaries we are paid as film actors, I think it is for the travel, the time away, and any trouble you get into through being well known. It's not for the acting, that's for sure.

I don't want to be that guy mumbling into his drink at a bar.

The last thing I want is to be (in a film role) is obvious, direct and offensive.

I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think.

You don't have to have all this film stock, you can work faster, and you don't need a giant crew. It's great.

Whenever I think of the high salaries we are paid as film actors, I think it is for the travel, the time away, and any trouble you get into through being well known. It's not for the acting, that's for sure.

If it starts to drag on set, or if you feel like it's not a fun experience, people get down, the energy gets down. You've got to keep the energy up.