I realize it's impossible to have any sympathy, I mean, true sympathy, for people that are famous.

We still have to put some cherry syrup on it, and then we can eat it

I think that the online world has actually brought books back. People are reading because they're reading the damn screen. That's more reading than people used to do.

I will be in Orlando during the atheist convention to do my best to counter the assaults upon Christ of the atheists. I also plan on running a large newspaper ad in the Orlando Sentinel addressed to the atheists and warning the Orlando area of the atheists' vile plans for their children.

You have to be as light as you can be and not get weighed down and stuck in your emotion, stuck in your body, stuck in your head. You just want to always be trying to elevate somehow.

Half of the people in this room are more dressed up than on any other day in the year, and the other half are more dressed down.

Here's the thing, you just have to drive a lot faster, and if you don't get there, we're both fired.