Everyone needs to take a vacation from the sort of automatic things you do.

Why would you get up there and bore people? I never have figured that out. These people are supposedly in the entertainment industry, and they finally get up there to that podium and they become the most boring people in the world.

We still have to put some cherry syrup on it, and then we can eat it

Those are my people, you know? The ones who are going to crash and burn.

Eh, it's not that attractive to have a plan. I know that if I ever feel that I need to make a funny movie, I’ll figure out how to write one. I’ll get it done. If I ever get some ambition, I’m gonna get some shit done.

The cool part about naming your kid is you don’t have to add six numbers to make sure the name is available.

One of the things I like about acting is that, in a funny way, I come back to myself.