I don't have to take this abuse from you -- I have hundreds of people waiting in line to abuse me!

I think midlife crisis is just a point where people's careers have reached some plateau and they have to reflect on their personal relationships.

Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it's usually something unusual.

Here's the thing, you just have to drive a lot faster, and if you don't get there, we're both fired.

I've never made any horrible, horrible movies. If you don't ruin your reputation, you can always get work.

You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they’re for the uncommitted.

The way financing for independent movies goes is great. You get the money from the guy who's actually doing the distribution in France. You say, "Do you want a piece of this movie?" And he's got to sell this movie to get his money back. That's the brains of it; that's the genius of this financing. "You want Germany? Give us a million dollars and you've got Germany."