And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money. But when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

One of the things I like about acting is that, in a funny way, I come back to myself.

Somewhere there's a score being kept, so you have an obligation to live life as well as you can, be as engaged as you can.

Grab this day by the neck and kiss it.

I don't have to take this abuse from you -- I have hundreds of people waiting in line to abuse me!

Why would you get up there and bore people? I never have figured that out. These people are supposedly in the entertainment industry, and they finally get up there to that podium and they become the most boring people in the world.

Drinking again? Go to hell. All I ever do is make some movies that made a lot of money now leave me alone, I want to have some fun.