I don't really read the reviews, but I remember one a long time ago I read that said that I had a face like a potato.

The money thing is, the sort of Elvis Presley thing of buying you mother car is great, that's very good. My mother has learned how to spend money.

There are a lot of actors that are more talented than me at Second City who quit it before they even got to a paying status. Weird luck. I had no other option.

You're supposed to have one hand up and one hand down. As you're trying to going up, you're trying to pull someone up at the same time.

Its Christmas Eve! Its the one night of the year when we all act a little nicer, we smile a little easier, we cheer a little more. For a couple of hours out of the whole year, we are the people that we always hoped we would be.

I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. When it's my birthday, and when it's not my birthday.

People only talk about what a joyous experience it is, but there is terror: Your life, as you know it, is over. It's over the day that child is born. It's over, and something completely new starts.