Zombies dont mess with other zombies.

Eh, it's not that attractive to have a plan. I know that if I ever feel that I need to make a funny movie, I’ll figure out how to write one. I’ll get it done. If I ever get some ambition, I’m gonna get some shit done.

I try to be alert and available. I try to be available for life to happen to me.

If you have a good script, that's what gets you involved. It's harder to write a good screenplay than to find something.

If you have someone that you think is The One, don't just sort of think in your ordinary mind, 'Okay, let's pick a date. Let's plan this and make a party and get married.' Take that person and travel around the world. Buy a plane ticket for the two of you to travel all around the world, and go to places that are hard to go to and hard to get out of. And if when you come back to JFK, when you land in JFK, and you're still in love with that person, get married at the airport.

There are people who drove me crazy, but they got the job done. And when I see that person again, I nod my head. Respect.

Here's the thing, you just have to drive a lot faster, and if you don't get there, we're both fired.