People say I'm difficult and sometimes that's a badge of honour.

Yeah, I think that's sort of the American way. And it's also the Polish way, it turns out.

When you act obnoxious towards people, like on a movie set, they say "we're ready for you" and I say "oh, go to hell, my feet hurt and my head aches." You want to have a margarita for lunch, and people like these little ADs and production assistants are like, "well, he's drinking again."

It's a lot of work to read a crummy script.

The human condition means that we can zone out and forget what the hell we're doing.

Awards are meaningless to me, and I have nothing but disdain for anyone who actively campaigns to get one.

I will be in Orlando during the atheist convention to do my best to counter the assaults upon Christ of the atheists. I also plan on running a large newspaper ad in the Orlando Sentinel addressed to the atheists and warning the Orlando area of the atheists' vile plans for their children.