Those are my people, you know? The ones who are going to crash and burn.

Eh, it's not that attractive to have a plan. I know that if I ever feel that I need to make a funny movie, I’ll figure out how to write one. I’ll get it done. If I ever get some ambition, I’m gonna get some shit done.

I've never made any horrible, horrible movies. If you don't ruin your reputation, you can always get work.

The human condition means that we can zone out and forget what the hell we're doing.

I will be in Orlando during the atheist convention to do my best to counter the assaults upon Christ of the atheists. I also plan on running a large newspaper ad in the Orlando Sentinel addressed to the atheists and warning the Orlando area of the atheists' vile plans for their children.

You can tell how boring a person is by the lack of fear in their eyes when someone is flipping through photos on their phone.

There are people who drove me crazy, but they got the job done. And when I see that person again, I nod my head. Respect.