I count on the kindness of strangers.

You’ll never be good if you don’t know that you are.

You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they’re for the uncommitted.

You had to keep the mood up; you had to keep the tempo up. You had to keep the feeling of, "Hey, we're doing something that's really exciting. It's fun being with these people." And the more fun you have, the better you do it.

Half of the people in this room are more dressed up than on any other day in the year, and the other half are more dressed down.

Religion is the worst enemy of mankind. No single war in the history of humanity has killed as many people as religion has.

The atheists traditionally hold their conventions from Good Friday to Easter Sunday during the hours Christ spent in the grave.