I think that the online world has actually brought books back. People are reading because they're reading the damn screen. That's more reading than people used to do.

You’ll never be good if you don’t know that you are.

Eh, it's not that attractive to have a plan. I know that if I ever feel that I need to make a funny movie, I’ll figure out how to write one. I’ll get it done. If I ever get some ambition, I’m gonna get some shit done.

Here's the thing, you just have to drive a lot faster, and if you don't get there, we're both fired.

'Groundhog Day' was one of the greatest scripts ever written. It didn't even get nominated for an Academy Award.

The cool part about naming your kid is you don’t have to add six numbers to make sure the name is available.

To people who want to be rich and famous, I'd say, "Get rich first and see if that doesn't cover it."