Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

Life is a game, and it's much more fun if you play it as your own game, so stay light and loose and relaxed.

I don't want to be that guy mumbling into his drink at a bar.

You’ll never be good if you don’t know that you are.

If I run into someone on the street, that's one thing. But answering mail for a living? I like a job where you can play and act kind of goofy and have some fun.

Half of the people in this room are more dressed up than on any other day in the year, and the other half are more dressed down.

I think there's only so many people that can take care of themselves, and can take care of other people. And the rest of the people … they're useful in terms of compost for the whole planet, you know.