I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. When it's my birthday, and when it's not my birthday.

I'd like [Santa Claus] to give Wes Anderson, the director, enough money in his next budget for an aerial shot - just a little copter shot. He really wanted this one helicopter shot, and Disney wouldn't give him the money. Just wouldn't give him the money. Every day, he was talking to the studio about this helicopter shot.

The more relaxed you are, the better you are at everything.

You had to keep the mood up; you had to keep the tempo up. You had to keep the feeling of, "Hey, we're doing something that's really exciting. It's fun being with these people." And the more fun you have, the better you do it.

Movie acting suits me because I only need to be good for ninety seconds at a time.

Religion is the worst enemy of mankind. No single war in the history of humanity has killed as many people as religion has.

I'm just an obnoxious guy who can make it appear charming, that's what they pay me to do.