We're Americans! Do you know what that means? It means our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world.

It's hard to be an artist. It's hard to be anything. It's hard to be.

I improvise whenever I feel it's important, or whenever I think that something's there. It's nice to have a script that's so well-written that I don't have to improvise. I mean, I used to have to re-write whole movies; this is kind of nice.

The cool part about naming your kid is you don’t have to add six numbers to make sure the name is available.

[My brother] lived in a dry gulch where the world of socks and shoes became extremely fascinating, and he felt that everyone needs a good pair of socks, and why not limit his gift giving to something that everybody needs? He thought that there was something humorous about it. So he gives socks.

The Army needs leaders the way a foot needs a big toe.

I don't know how this guy knew how much money I was making. I didn't know how much money I was making.