My iPhone has 2 million times the storage of the 1969 Apollo 11 computer. They went to the moon. I throw birds at pig houses

There's only a couple times when fame is ever helpful. Sometimes you can get into a restaurant where the kitchen is just closing. Sometimes you can avoid a traffic violation. But the only time it really matters is in the emergency room with your kids. That's when you want to be noticed, because it's very easy to get forgotten in an ER.

Yeah, I think that's sort of the American way. And it's also the Polish way, it turns out.

I would jump into the middle of the street and say, "excuse me, there's a Mercedes that's got to get through here." And I would push people out of the way, "get out of the way! Let him through!" Smacking their cars and stuff. Just like, "whack" and you just jump into it.

Disneyland. The world's biggest people trap, built by a mouse.

I think if you can take care of yourself, and then maybe try to take care of someone else, that's sort of how you're supposed to live.

I'm just an obnoxious guy who can make it appear charming, that's what they pay me to do.