My iPhone has 2 million times the storage of the 1969 Apollo 11 computer. They went to the moon. I throw birds at pig houses

Awards are meaningless to me, and I have nothing but disdain for anyone who actively campaigns to get one.

I’ve killed myself so many times, I don’t even exist anymore.

The money thing is, the sort of Elvis Presley thing of buying you mother car is great, that's very good. My mother has learned how to spend money.

The truth is, anybody that becomes famous is an ass for a year and a half. You've got to give them a year and a half, two years. They are getting so much smoke blown, and their whole world gets so turned upside down, their responses become distorted. I give everybody a year or two to pull it together because, when it first happens, I know how it is.

Those are my people, you know? The ones who are going to crash and burn.

Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying.