And when I told my sons I might be in City of Ember, they said, 'Oh! You're gonna be the mayor?' And I hadn't even read the script yet.

I've retired a couple of times. It's great, because you can just say, 'Oh, I'm sorry. I'm retired.'

Like: 'Don't walk out there with one hand in your pocket unless there's somethin' in there you're going to bring out.' You gotta commit. You've gotta go out there and improvise and you've gotta be completely unafraid to die. You've got to be able to take a chance to die. And you have to die lots. You have to die all the time.

Religion is the worst enemy of mankind. No single war in the history of humanity has killed as many people as religion has.

Movie acting suits me because I only need to be good for ninety seconds at a time.

My iPhone has 2 million times the storage of the 1969 Apollo 11 computer. They went to the moon. I throw birds at pig houses

Life is a game, and it's much more fun if you play it as your own game, so stay light and loose and relaxed.