You're supposed to have one hand up and one hand down. As you're trying to going up, you're trying to pull someone up at the same time.

There are a lot of actors that are more talented than me at Second City who quit it before they even got to a paying status. Weird luck. I had no other option.

But I can only take so much TV, because there is so much advice. I find people will preach about virtually anything - your diet, how to live your life, how to improve your golf. The lot. I have always had a thing against the Mister Know-It-Alls.

I don't really read the reviews, but I remember one a long time ago I read that said that I had a face like a potato.

You can handle just about anything that comes at you out on the road with a believable grin, common sense and whiskey.

I feel like I'm a better person when I'm quieter.

I met a woman who photographed celebrity dogs for a book, and she told me that Ralph Lauren's dog is named Rugby. I said, Yeah, but his real name is Stickball.