You're supposed to have one hand up and one hand down. As you're trying to going up, you're trying to pull someone up at the same time.

I always want to say to people who want to be rich and famous: 'try being rich first'. See if that doesn't cover most of it. There's not much downside to being rich, other than paying taxes and having your relatives ask you for money. But when you become famous, you end up with a 24-hour job.

Love can be seeing that here we are and there's this world here.

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over and over and over?

You're supposed to have one hand up and one hand down. As you're trying to going up, you're trying to pull someone up at the same time.

Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it's usually something unusual.

[My brother] lived in a dry gulch where the world of socks and shoes became extremely fascinating, and he felt that everyone needs a good pair of socks, and why not limit his gift giving to something that everybody needs? He thought that there was something humorous about it. So he gives socks.