I don't know how this guy knew how much money I was making. I didn't know how much money I was making.

When I was a little kid playing baseball, my manager called me Sleepy. And only a few people, who know me from way, way back, call me that still. I used to drift off and that's why they made me the catcher, so I wouldn't fall asleep. That gift I have still.

I think that the online world has actually brought books back. People are reading because they're reading the damn screen. That's more reading than people used to do.

This is not a dress rehearsal; this is your life.

Movie acting suits me because I only need to be good for ninety seconds at a time.

But I can only take so much TV, because there is so much advice. I find people will preach about virtually anything - your diet, how to live your life, how to improve your golf. The lot. I have always had a thing against the Mister Know-It-Alls.

I went to Second City, where you learned to make the other actor look good so you looked good and National Lampoon, where you had to create everything out of nothing, and SNL, where you couldn't make any mistakes, and you learned what collaboration was.