I don't know how this guy knew how much money I was making. I didn't know how much money I was making.

Afghanistan is just one of those countries that no group can conquer. It's so challenging to live, and the people are so close among their own tribes, their own groups, that you can't rule them all, you can't get an accord from all of them.

When I was a little kid playing baseball, my manager called me Sleepy. And only a few people, who know me from way, way back, call me that still. I used to drift off and that's why they made me the catcher, so I wouldn't fall asleep. That gift I have still.

I've never made any horrible, horrible movies. If you don't ruin your reputation, you can always get work.

I don't have to take this abuse from you -- I have hundreds of people waiting in line to abuse me!

The more relaxed you are, the better you are at everything: the better you are with your loved ones, the better you are with your enemies, the better you are at your job, the better you are with yourself.

I'm just an obnoxious guy who can make it appear charming, that's what they pay me to do.