You have to be as light as you can be and not get weighed down and stuck in your emotion, stuck in your body, stuck in your head. You just want to always be trying to elevate somehow.

When you see grown men near to tears because they've missed hitting a little white ball into a hole from three feet, it makes you laugh.

Religion is the worst enemy of mankind. No single war in the history of humanity has killed as many people as religion has.

Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!

Yeah, I think that's sort of the American way. And it's also the Polish way, it turns out.

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

I knew that's where I was going. I knew we were going to Italy. You couldn't make this movie in America at this price. I knew it was going to be big. I knew there was going to be a ship involved and that there was going to be a set as big as the ship. I thought, well, here we go. But I knew that was where he was headed. He had been going this way for some time. All directors, once they have some success, they want to spend a whole heck of a lot of money. (Something else can't hear.)