Totie Fields is one of my benchmarks for a lot of things. There was a standard of show business.

Religion is the worst enemy of mankind. No single war in the history of humanity has killed as many people as religion has.

Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying.

Afghanistan is just one of those countries that no group can conquer. It's so challenging to live, and the people are so close among their own tribes, their own groups, that you can't rule them all, you can't get an accord from all of them.

You know the theory of cell irritability? If you take an amoeba cell and poke it a thousand times, it will change and then re-form into its original shape. And then, the thousandth time you poke this amoeba, the cell will completely collapse and become nothing. That's kind of what it's like being famous. People say hi, how are you doing, and after the thousandth time, you just get angry; you really pop.

I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. When it's my birthday, and when it's not my birthday.

Everyone needs to take a vacation from the sort of automatic things you do.