And even if we win, if we win, HAH! Even if we win! Even if we play so far above our heads that our noses bleed for a week to ten days; even if God in Heaven above comes down and points his hand at our side of the field; even if every man woman and child held hands together and prayed for us to win, it just wouldn't matter because all the really good looking girls would still go out with the guys from Mohawk because they've got all the money! It just doesn't matter if we win or we lose. IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER! It just doesn't matter! It just doesn't matter!

Sometimes I snore, like when I get really tired.

If Google doesn't know the answer, then it's not a question

I think if you can take care of yourself, and then maybe try to take care of someone else, that's sort of how you're supposed to live.

I'm just a potato that won't quit. I'm a potato with some legs. Some have eyes, I've got legs.

Religion is the worst enemy of mankind. No single war in the history of humanity has killed as many people as religion has.

Friendship is so weird. You just pick a human you've met and you're like, 'Yep, I like this one,' and you just do stuff with them.