Mrs. O'Hair died horribly, a victim of the world she helped to shape. Without the Deity she fought so hard against, there is no right and wrong, increasingly people are ruled by their passions and humanity is a tragedy waiting to happen.

People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise.

Religion is the worst enemy of mankind. No single war in the history of humanity has killed as many people as religion has.

And even if we win, if we win, HAH! Even if we win! Even if we play so far above our heads that our noses bleed for a week to ten days; even if God in Heaven above comes down and points his hand at our side of the field; even if every man woman and child held hands together and prayed for us to win, it just wouldn't matter because all the really good looking girls would still go out with the guys from Mohawk because they've got all the money! It just doesn't matter if we win or we lose. IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER! It just doesn't matter! It just doesn't matter!

I think midlife crisis is just a point where people's careers have reached some plateau and they have to reflect on their personal relationships.

We still have to put some cherry syrup on it, and then we can eat it

My back hurts. My legs ache. I'm only four!