The last thing I want is to be (in a film role) is obvious, direct and offensive.

I've been lucky, I've had movies that made a lot of money, so I don't feel like I have to kill every time out. I don't want that pressure. I don't need it.

I don't want to be that guy mumbling into his drink at a bar.

I'd like [Santa Claus] to give Wes Anderson, the director, enough money in his next budget for an aerial shot - just a little copter shot. He really wanted this one helicopter shot, and Disney wouldn't give him the money. Just wouldn't give him the money. Every day, he was talking to the studio about this helicopter shot.

I have a brother who gives socks for Christmas. He gives socks. Every year, I get a pair of socks from him.

I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. When it's my birthday, and when it's not my birthday.

In Japan, you have no idea what they are saying, and they can't help you either. Nothing makes any sense. They're very polite, but you feel like a joke is being played on you the entire time you're there.