The last thing I want is to be (in a film role) is obvious, direct and offensive.

I’ve killed myself so many times, I don’t even exist anymore.

Be available for life to happen.

Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood.

You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they’re for the uncommitted.

You want my dark side? Have I ever stolen anything? Not so much intentionally. But I don't think it's so much stealing as... being a part of the flow of the universe. You know, where there's an exchange. It's positive. It's negative. There's an exchange of goods and services.

I've never made any horrible, horrible movies. If you don't ruin your reputation, you can always get work.