You can tell how boring a person is by the lack of fear in their eyes when someone is flipping through photos on their phone.
Bill MurrayItโs fun to watch someone like John Goodman, and yet it takes work. People say โheโs not acting, heโs being himself.โ Well itโs hard to be yourself, itโs the hardest job there is.
Bill MurrayI have a brother who gives socks for Christmas. He gives socks. Every year, I get a pair of socks from him.
Bill MurrayI smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think.
Bill MurrayI will be in Orlando during the atheist convention to do my best to counter the assaults upon Christ of the atheists. I also plan on running a large newspaper ad in the Orlando Sentinel addressed to the atheists and warning the Orlando area of the atheists' vile plans for their children.
Bill Murray