You don't have to have all this film stock, you can work faster, and you don't need a giant crew. It's great.

The secret is to have a sense of yourself, your real self, your unique self. And not just once in a while, or once a day, but all through the day, the week and life.

Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself.

Love can be seeing that here we are and there's this world here.

Buddy Hackett [was] talking - this is Hackett, not me - about the Virgin Mary, a limerick sort of thing, and all these children and families ... the look of absolute horror. He's going on and on and on, and finally he stops. It's just total horror, and the camera's still rolling. You can hear it, sort of a grinding noise. And the director says, "Anything else, Bud?"

You work, you get paid, you drink.

Movie acting suits me because I only need to be good for ninety seconds at a time.