I don't answer fan mail. I don't have time for that. It's like hundreds of thousands of people who think they're going to become millionaires getting autographs from movie actors. I don't have time for those idiots. I've got stuff to do.
Bill MurrayHalf of the people in this room are more dressed up than on any other day in the year, and the other half are more dressed down.
Bill MurrayI think that the online world has actually brought books back. People are reading because they're reading the damn screen. That's more reading than people used to do.
Bill MurrayYou know how funerals are not for the dead, theyโre for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, theyโre for the uncommitted.
Bill Murray[My brother] lived in a dry gulch where the world of socks and shoes became extremely fascinating, and he felt that everyone needs a good pair of socks, and why not limit his gift giving to something that everybody needs? He thought that there was something humorous about it. So he gives socks.
Bill Murray