While I have felt lonely many times in my life, the oddest feeling of all was after my mother, Lucille, died. My father had already died, but I always had some attachment to our big family while she was alive. It seems strange to say now that I felt so lonely, yet I did.

When you see grown men near to tears because they've missed hitting a little white ball into a hole from three feet, it makes you laugh.

The automatic things you do are basically those things that keep you from doing the better things you need to do.

Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying.

I have a brother who gives socks for Christmas. He gives socks. Every year, I get a pair of socks from him.

I'm just an obnoxious guy who can make it appear charming, that's what they pay me to do.

The first year I had money, I really went shopping. I got really caught up in it. I bought all my brothers sets of luggage, and I bought 'em winter coats from Giorgio Armani - winter coats. And I got a pair of socks from this brother.