Somewhere there's a score being kept, so you have an obligation to live life as well as you can, be as engaged as you can.

Religion is the worst enemy of mankind. No single war in the history of humanity has killed as many people as religion has.

Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it's usually something unusual.

I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think.

I feel like I'm a better person when I'm quieter.

If you have someone that you think is The One, don't just sort of think in your ordinary mind, 'Okay, let's pick a date. Let's plan this and make a party and get married.' Take that person and travel around the world. Buy a plane ticket for the two of you to travel all around the world, and go to places that are hard to go to and hard to get out of. And if when you come back to JFK, when you land in JFK, and you're still in love with that person, get married at the airport.

The way financing for independent movies goes is great. You get the money from the guy who's actually doing the distribution in France. You say, "Do you want a piece of this movie?" And he's got to sell this movie to get his money back. That's the brains of it; that's the genius of this financing. "You want Germany? Give us a million dollars and you've got Germany."