Next to the confrontation between two highly honed batteries of lawyers, jungle warfare is a stately minuet.

How can you be a sage if you're pretty? You can't get your wizard papers without wrinkles.

I try not to break the rules, but merely to test their elasticity.

When there is no room for individualism in ballparks, then there will be no room for individualism in life.

Every baseball crowd, like every theatre audience, has its own distinctive attitude and atmosphere.

Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can't get you off.

I do not think that winning is the most important thing. I think winning is the only thing.