Baseball is the only game left for people. To play basketball, you have to be 7 feet 6 inches. To play football, you have to be the same width.

I believe in God, but I'm not too clear on the other details.

Look, we play the Star Spangled Banner before every game. You want us to pay income taxes, too?

Suffering is overated.

The Falstaff people, romantics all, went for it. They were so anxious to find out what I was going to do that they could hardly bear to wait out the two weeks. I was rather anxious to find out what I was going to do, too.

The most beautiful thing in the world is a ballpark filled with people.

Baseball is a boy's game that makes grown men cry.