If there is any justice in this world, to be a White Sox fan frees a man from any other form of penance.

Three strikes, you're out. I don't care if you hire Edward Bennett Williams to defend you; three strikes, you're still out. Baseball is an island of stability in an unstable world.

I believe in God, but I'm not too clear on the other details.

The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.

I do not think that winning is the most important thing. I think winning is the only thing.

I don't mind the high price of stardom. I just don't like the high price of mediocrity.

Suffering is overrated. It doesn't teach you anything.