If there is any justice in this world, to be a White Sox fan frees a man from any other form of penance.

Look, we play the Star Spangled Banner before every game. You want us to pay income taxes, too?

I'm for the dreamers. The only really important things in history have been started by the dreamers. They never know what can't be done.

I try not to kid myself. You know, I don't mind romancing someone else, but to fool yourself is pretty devastating and dangerous.

To give one can of beer to a thousand people is not nearly as much fun as to give 1,000 cans of beer to one guy. You give a thousand people a can of beer and each of them will drink it, smack his lips and go back to watching the game. You give 1,000 cans to one guy, and there is always the outside possibility that 50,000 people will talk about it.

Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can't get you off.

If there is any justice in this world, to be a White Sox fan frees a man from any other form of penance.