If there is any justice in this world, to be a White Sox fan frees a man from any other form of penance.

If you can't outsmart people, outwork them.

It never ceases to amaze me how many of baseball's wounds are self-inflicted.

The season starts too early and finishes too late and there are too many games in between.

When there is no room for individualism in ballparks, then there will be no room for individualism in life.

The Falstaff people, romantics all, went for it. They were so anxious to find out what I was going to do that they could hardly bear to wait out the two weeks. I was rather anxious to find out what I was going to do, too.

Suffering is overrated. It doesn't teach you anything.