What can I do, I asked myself, that is so spectacular that no one will be able to say he had seen it before? The answer was perfectly obvious. I would send a midget up to bat.
Bill VeeckThe true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
Bill VeeckI try not to kid myself. You know, I don't mind romancing someone else, but to fool yourself is pretty devastating and dangerous.
Bill Veeck