The most beautiful thing in the world is a ballpark filled with people.

People identify with the swashbuckling individuals, not polite little men who field their position well. Sir Galahad had a big following - but I'll bet Lancelot had more.

How can you be a sage if you're pretty? You can't get your wizard papers without wrinkles.

It never ceases to amaze me how many of baseball's wounds are self-inflicted.

Look, we play the Star Spangled Banner before every game. You want us to pay income taxes, too?

There are only two seasons - winter and Baseball.

Every baseball crowd, like every theatre audience, has its own distinctive attitude and atmosphere.