Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can't get you off.
Though it is a team game by definition, it is actually a series of loosely connected individual efforts.
I don't want the natural athlete -- I want a guy who'll go after the hard ones.
There are only two seasons - winter and Baseball.
Baseball is the only thing beside the paper clip that hasn't changed
Hating the Yankees isn't part of my act. It is one of those exquisite times when life and art are in perfect conjunction.