I'm for the dreamers. The only really important things in history have been started by the dreamers. They never know what can't be done.

I do not think that winning is the most important thing. I think winning is the only thing.

If there is any justice in this world, to be a White Sox fan frees a man from any other form of penance.

Baseball is the only game left for people. To play basketball, you have to be 7 feet 6 inches. To play football, you have to be the same width.

How can you be a sage if you're pretty? You can't get your wizard papers without wrinkles.

When there is no room for individualism in ballparks, then there will be no room for individualism in life.

I try not to kid myself. You know, I don't mind romancing someone else, but to fool yourself is pretty devastating and dangerous.