I don't break the rules. I merely test their elasticity.

Every baseball crowd, like every theatre audience, has its own distinctive attitude and atmosphere.

There are only two seasons - winter and Baseball.

Look, we play the Star Spangled Banner before every game. You want us to pay income taxes, too?

Suffering is overated.

I have discovered in 20 years of moving around a ballpark, that the knowledge of the game is usually in inverse proportion to the price of the seats.

If there is any justice in this world, to be a White Sox fan frees a man from any other form of penance.