Baseball is the only thing beside the paper clip that hasn't changed

An island of surety in a changing world.

Look, we play the Star Spangled Banner before every game. You want us to pay income taxes, too?

Tradition is the albatross around the neck of progress.

People identify with the swashbuckling individuals, not polite little men who field their position well. Sir Galahad had a big following - but I'll bet Lancelot had more.

Though it is a team game by definition, it is actually a series of loosely connected individual efforts.

If you can't outsmart people, outwork them.