Baseball is the only thing beside the paper clip that hasn't changed

I don't break the rules. I merely test their elasticity.

The Falstaff people, romantics all, went for it. They were so anxious to find out what I was going to do that they could hardly bear to wait out the two weeks. I was rather anxious to find out what I was going to do, too.

I was in the game for love. After all, where else can an old-timer with one leg, who can't hear or see, live like a king while doing the only thing I wanted to do?

How can you be a sage if you're pretty? You can't get your wizard papers without wrinkles.

I don't mind the high price of stardom. I just don't like the high price of mediocrity.

I have discovered in 20 years of moving around a ballpark, that the knowledge of the game is usually in inverse proportion to the price of the seats.