There are only two seasons - winter and Baseball.

Though it is a team game by definition, it is actually a series of loosely connected individual efforts.

I don't break the rules. I merely test their elasticity.

Look, we play the Star Spangled Banner before every game. You want us to pay income taxes, too?

Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can't get you off.

When the Supreme Court says baseball isn't run like a business, everybody jumps up and down with joy. When I say the same thing, everybody throws pointy objects at me.

Suffering is overrated. It doesn't teach you anything.