There are only two seasons - winter and Baseball.

If there is any justice in this world, to be a White Sox fan frees a man from any other form of penance.

The Falstaff people, romantics all, went for it. They were so anxious to find out what I was going to do that they could hardly bear to wait out the two weeks. I was rather anxious to find out what I was going to do, too.

When the Supreme Court says baseball isn't run like a business, everybody jumps up and down with joy. When I say the same thing, everybody throws pointy objects at me.

I do not think that winning is the most important thing. I think winning is the only thing.

Next to the confrontation between two highly honed batteries of lawyers, jungle warfare is a stately minuet.

The most beautiful thing in the world is a ballpark filled with people.