The season starts too early and finishes too late and there are too many games in between.

Look, we play the Star Spangled Banner before every game. You want us to pay income taxes, too?

If U.S. Grant had been leading a team of baseball players, they'd have second guessed him all the way to the doorknob of the Appomattox Courthouse.

Baseball is a boy's game that makes grown men cry.

If there is any justice in this world, to be a White Sox fan frees a man from any other form of penance.

When there is no room for individualism in ballparks, then there will be no room for individualism in life.

I'm for the dreamers. The only really important things in history have been started by the dreamers. They never know what can't be done.