When there is no room for individualism in ballparks, then there will be no room for individualism in life.

Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can't get you off.

Look, we play the Star Spangled Banner before every game. You want us to pay income taxes, too?

The most beautiful thing in the world is a ballpark filled with people.

Suffering is overated.

If there is any justice in this world, to be a White Sox fan frees a man from any other form of penance.

The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.