When there is no room for individualism in ballparks, then there will be no room for individualism in life.

If there is any justice in this world, to be a White Sox fan frees a man from any other form of penance.

When the Supreme Court says baseball isn't run like a business, everybody jumps up and down with joy. When I say the same thing, everybody throws pointy objects at me.

The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.

Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can't get you off.

How can you be a sage if you're pretty? You can't get your wizard papers without wrinkles.

This is a game to be savored, not gulped. There's time to discuss everything between pitches or between innings.