The Falstaff people, romantics all, went for it. They were so anxious to find out what I was going to do that they could hardly bear to wait out the two weeks. I was rather anxious to find out what I was going to do, too.

How can you be a sage if you're pretty? You can't get your wizard papers without wrinkles.

There are only two seasons - winter and Baseball.

If there is any justice in this world, to be a White Sox fan frees a man from any other form of penance.

What can I do, I asked myself, that is so spectacular that no one will be able to say he had seen it before? The answer was perfectly obvious. I would send a midget up to bat.

The Falstaff people, romantics all, went for it. They were so anxious to find out what I was going to do that they could hardly bear to wait out the two weeks. I was rather anxious to find out what I was going to do, too.

I'm for the dreamers. The only really important things in history have been started by the dreamers. They never know what can't be done.